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These are all REAL LIFE “sports” played by actual humans somewhere on the planet. I mean its not like there aren’t enough regular sports available, but somehow people can’t be satisfied and have to screw with perfectly good ones, or make up their [...]
With the news that Eugene Wilson has been kicked off the Pittsburgh Steelers after punching his girlfriend and “baby momma” in an eatery (she should’ve suggested Denny’s…no one has a bad time when they order the meat lovers skillet!), a lot of people are shocked! This behavior is terrible, yadda, yadda. Now, don’t get me [...]
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Hey Jack McCallum – you suck.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/jack_mccallum/03/27/western.conference/index.html?eref=mostpop
Hmm…I could’ve sworn I read the exact same article by a much more popular writer only a day or two ago…hmmm…
*waves fingers in air Wayne’s World style*
doodle-a-doo doodle-a-doo
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080326
McCallum even freaking references John Hollinger (oh I’ll get to you in my next article jackass) from Espn.com in his freaking Si.com article! [...]
With the news that the Pittsburgh Steelers have chosen their new mascot Steely McBeam (also my porno name – curse you Steelers!!!), the world wonders: “Mike, what’s the best mascot in sports?”
Well world, wonder no more.
After months and months of tiresless research involving me, a BB gun and the frozen foods section at my local [...]
Sometimes us guys can be a little shallow and a little exclusionary in talking about which chick is hot, which one is only good when you’re drunk, etc. etc.
We talk about the Kornikovas and Danicas, but leave out other women. Well, kind of like when a movie star talks about how “teachers and firemen and [...]
Ok, the title was a little pre-mature, but still, if David Beckham came out with a “all East Indians are dirty, I wish they’d leave” in a press conference, you know it would only be a few days before the first Bombay Express was headed back to India. Not sayin. Just sayin.
So the glamourous Bekhams [...]