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The House Of Smack Official Anthem

This Press Conference mash up video is pretty much the pinnacle of over played athlete/coach meltdown remixes and sheer time wasting. That being said, its the greatest thing I have ever heard today. props djsteveporter

Best. Book. Ever.

Are you kidding me?

After 20 years of trying to explain a friggin “Blitz Package” to every girl I know, they finally make this.

I suggest you check out the website, and get yourself a copy as they were nice enough to fire us off a freebie.

And its brilliant. The best part?

The “Pick your team Flow chart”, check it out:

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Awesome Athlete Afros

I wouldn’t neccesarily say that its back, because for a true fan of the afro puff, it never left.

Ladies and gentlmen, a tribute…

Not to skill or stature, grit or mettle, but to the old skool.

To a simpler time when a man was not judged for his Bentley or his blang, but by the sheer magnitdue of his follicular fortitude.

I present to you, in no particular order: Some  Awesome Athlete Afro’s. Read more

Weekly Linkburgling

So I’m sitting here today like heeey, what are the sites that are actually funny and also somehow manage to spend an entire day posting content doing today? Is there anything interesting I can steal from them?

Yep.

Running back stops 5 yards short of TD, puts ball down - Deadspin

Antonio Bryants catch of the Year - Sportaphile via YouTube

And here’s God explaining Week 14 in the NFL - Kissing Suzy Kolber Read more

Bill O’Reilly Does it Live - The Remix

Bill O’Reilly has actually contributed to something useful to the earth…please watch and enjoy: Read more

MMA Weekend and Weiner Jokes

This Saturday, theres simply an assload of Mixed martial arts going on, Affliction has pooled together their overpriced t-shirt money to lure a bunch of AWESOME UFC fighters from 2001 to battle it out in the first Affliction MMA event, and the UFC has struck back by sending Middleweight champion Anderson Silva up to light heavyweight to take on Hard hitting James Irvin.

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Fourth of July Linkstravaganza!

Hey peeps, happy fourth and shizznit. To celebrate, we’ve got a whole crapload of useless crap for you to bore yourselves with.

Readyyyy….GO!

Sox - Yankees all weekend!

Arod is playing hot dog down the hallway with Madonna?

Heres a transcript of Roger Clemons and Brian Mcnamee’s email awesomeness of gay.

Jagr’s gone to Russia.

Kobayashi loses in Overtime.

And finally, Gary Busey doing what Gary Busey does best, being effed.

Why Sumo Wrestling is Fun

Are you actively obese?

Does your idea of the perfect sport include eating and then eating?

Do you enjoy manthongs, sweat and eating?

Can you wield a spatula like a katana blade?

Then sumo may be the sport for you! Read more

Fighting in Sports

I was watching some random 4am sports montage on some random cable station about fighting in Major league sports. The story was about how our hero’s are teaching our kids that violence is ok.

First off, I just want to say that soldiers are the real hero’s right? Whether we agree with the premise of why they are there be damned. We are here, they are dying, we are still sitting here…end of discussion.

So lets for a moment forgo the obvious problem I have with calling them heroes and focus instead on what they were actually doing. Violence in sports is never going away, and it is for the most part few and far between. Only when you are looking to scrutinize something do you begin to notice its regularity. Read more

Women Have Soft Balls; Ambiguity Intended

We tend to focus here on the bad stuff - people failing (drug tests), who’s having sex with whom, who’s an ass-donkey (Jack McCallum).

Well, thankfully Division II Women’s Softball has come to the rescue with a tale worthy of a Disney movie, after one of the players who had never hit a home run in her entire career (wait for it)

…hit a home run…

but was injured over-running first so the opposing team carried her around the bases.

 It’s a sterling example of sportsmanship, the power of the team and of overcoming all odds, blah blah and it makes me surprisingly horny sick.

This is why women will never take over the world - “oh you’ve shot me!” “oh no!, here let me help you to a hospital!”

 

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