Funny Crap From Around the Nets
January 4, 2010
We here at Thehouseofsmack.com make it no secret that 90% of the crap we put up here is crap that we lifted from other funnier, more talented sports blogs. But because we acknowledge this, we make ourselves feel better about stealing it.
Rick Majerus is as equal in assholishness as he is in girth ~ via Deadspin
Ohhh….thiiiiis is why you sit starters in meaningless games ~ ESPN.com
Pssst….boxers are freaking morons. (excluding Manny Pacquiao and Mickey Ward) ~ The Cage Doctors
Don’t be so damn Nosie ~ Total Pro Sports
Deadspin is now TMZ’s whipping boy.
December 27, 2009
Its called TMZ sports, and its entirely Deadspins fault. They got a little too big for the pond, and now the big dogs are a comin’.
TMZ, the internet sleaze-machine, is trying to capitalize on the sports smut popularity that Deadspin hath been unleashing upon the masses since 2002. It might seem like the Tiger cluster F*** was the catalyst to the launch of an all athlete related division of TMZ, but I think the reasons are actually 2 fold: 1) Pro Athletes are literally the gift that keeps on giving, sure, celebs are narcissistic douchnozzles with too much money, time and adoration to be well adjusted in any society, but at least they have for the most part endured a teensy bit of struggle before hitting it big. Athletes are coddled from the time they dribble better than the next kid, and regardless of how well they’ve been brought up, still manage to continue to get drunk, arrested, charges, fined and photographed.
and 2) I totally forgot after writing that first paragraph.
Regardless, if you think you saw professional athletes in compromising positions before now, we haven’t seen nuthin’ yet…and I can’t wait.
The House Of Smack Official Anthem
June 23, 2009
This Press Conference mash up video is pretty much the pinnacle of over played athlete/coach meltdown remixes and sheer time wasting. That being said, its the greatest thing I have ever heard today. props djsteveporter
Best. Book. Ever.
February 16, 2009
Are you kidding me?
After 20 years of trying to explain a friggin “Blitz Package” to every girl I know, they finally make this.
I suggest you check out the website, and get yourself a copy as they were nice enough to fire us off a freebie.
And its brilliant. The best part?
The “Pick your team Flow chart”, check it out:
Awesome Athlete Afros
December 16, 2008
I wouldn’t neccesarily say that its back, because for a true fan of the afro puff, it never left.
Ladies and gentlmen, a tribute…
Not to skill or stature, grit or mettle, but to the old skool.
To a simpler time when a man was not judged for his Bentley or his blang, but by the sheer magnitdue of his follicular fortitude.
I present to you, in no particular order: Some Awesome Athlete Afro’s. Read more
Weekly Linkburgling
December 9, 2008
So I’m sitting here today like heeey, what are the sites that are actually funny and also somehow manage to spend an entire day posting content doing today? Is there anything interesting I can steal from them?
Yep.
Running back stops 5 yards short of TD, puts ball down – Deadspin
Antonio Bryants catch of the Year – Sportaphile via YouTube
And here’s God explaining Week 14 in the NFL – Kissing Suzy Kolber Read more
Bill O’Reilly Does it Live – The Remix
July 30, 2008
Bill O’Reilly has actually contributed to something useful to the earth…please watch and enjoy: Read more
MMA Weekend and Weiner Jokes
July 18, 2008
This Saturday, theres simply an assload of Mixed martial arts going on, Affliction has pooled together their overpriced t-shirt money to lure a bunch of AWESOME UFC fighters from 2001 to battle it out in the first Affliction MMA event, and the UFC has struck back by sending Middleweight champion Anderson Silva up to light heavyweight to take on Hard hitting James Irvin.
Fourth of July Linkstravaganza!
July 4, 2008
Hey peeps, happy fourth and shizznit. To celebrate, we’ve got a whole crapload of useless crap for you to bore yourselves with.
Readyyyy….GO!
Sox – Yankees all weekend!
Arod is playing hot dog down the hallway with Madonna?
Heres a transcript of Roger Clemons and Brian Mcnamee’s email awesomeness of gay.
And finally, Gary Busey doing what Gary Busey does best, being effed.
Why Sumo Wrestling is Fun
May 29, 2008
Are you actively obese?
Does your idea of the perfect sport include eating and then eating?
Do you enjoy manthongs, sweat and eating?
Can you wield a spatula like a katana blade?
Then sumo may be the sport for you! Read more