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		<title>Daily Dick Punch!</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/19/daily-dick-punch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/?p=291</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Twice a week we troll all the good places on the internet for cool crap about sports so you don&#8217;t have to! And also because we are lazy and lazy. And hey, its not stealing, it sharing.
NBA Playoffs Started, Lebron looked great and Kevin Garnett got suspended, Check the Zapruder elbow video: http://bit.ly/alsPuA
Holy Crap! A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Ass Hockey Article</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/07/10/funny-ass-hockey-article/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/07/10/funny-ass-hockey-article/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Our neglected red headed stepchild of a sister site GoCanuckYourself.com (TheHouseofSmack.com-esque commentary covering Vancouver Canucks News and Info) Put up a stunning piece on what iits like to live in the frozen tundra of Vancouver Canada.
They&#8217;re apparently all high on coffee getting chased around by homeless people and miniature schnuasers.
Check it out here: Hey Pavol, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sean Avery Almost Dies</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/30/sean-avery-spleen-injury/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/30/sean-avery-spleen-injury/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/?p=191</guid>
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Sometimes, bad hings happen to good people. Other times, good things happen to bad people. And even other times, strange things happen to normal people.
But on very rare occasions, crappy stuff happens to crappy people.
Now I don&#8217;t know Sean Avery, and the most harm I wish upon people that are complete schmucks peaks at hoping they get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Worst Best Sports Franchise in History</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/28/toronto-maple-leafs-the-worst-best-sports-franchise-in-history/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/28/toronto-maple-leafs-the-worst-best-sports-franchise-in-history/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sean Murphy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[toronto maple leafs fans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Whining]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/?p=186</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For the last three months the Toronto and Canadian sports media have been building and driving the ‘Burke or Bust’ Bandwagon and recklessly swerving it about town like drunken sailors on shore leave. 
The same people that were ratcheting up the expectations of how great it was going to be to have him, are now the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Not Touching You!</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/24/sean-avery-should-get-slapped/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Douche of the Week]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Written by new HofS contributer Sean Murphy, if you have any questions for Sean, please F**k off.]
Like a little brother on a long family road trip with an outstretched finger, Sean Avery waved his stick in front of Brodeur’s face. His defense. like a petulant little brother was a familiar one; “I’m not touching you”.
When [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NHL Playoffs: Who Gave This &#8220;bleep&#8221; a Microphone?</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/23/nhl-playoffs-who-gave-this-bleep-a-microphone/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/23/nhl-playoffs-who-gave-this-bleep-a-microphone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JerA</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by angry Jer.
The first round is always the best. By the time this “war of attrition” (between my ADD and weeks upon weeks of ‘meaningful’ games) ends I couldn’t give a shit about who’s in the finals. Especially if one of the teams was originally named after an Emilio Estevez “film” and the other has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who’s the Boss?</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/02/whos-the-boss/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/02/whos-the-boss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JerA</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/02/who%e2%80%99s-the-boss/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Brought to you by new HofS contributor Jer cuz his shit&#8217;s tight&#8230;.and he&#8217;s in a band, this is his first article so please, release the hounds.) I apologize to the losers who were clamoring for a Tony Danza article. After seeing THE BOSS (Bruce fucking Springsteen) in concert last night my man crush list has [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Sweet Goalie Fights</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/03/22/sweet-goalie-fights/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/03/22/sweet-goalie-fights/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:02:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I am legend...You are Douchface]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sweet ass videos]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/03/18/why-is-hockey-so-geeky/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
To commemorate Patrick Roy&#8217;s balls out goaltending and temper, (as well as his son laying a shellacking on an opposing goaltender this weekend) lets take a look at a couple of sweet goalie dust-ups. Lots of videos below the fold.
Too often goalies get pegged as the most&#8221;cerebral&#8221; players on their teams. Reclusive, uber intense wierdo&#8217;s. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hockey &#8211; A State of the Union</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/02/21/hockey-a-state-of-the-union/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/02/21/hockey-a-state-of-the-union/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MikeD</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[assfaces]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/2007/07/21/hockey/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Why don&#8217;t Yankees like hockey??
Turn on any Canadian sports network and you&#8217;re sure to find a multitude of poorly-dressed Canadian white guys debating this question (especially since the actually kick-ass Heritage Classic) with pinache&#8230;well as much pinache as a guy who spends $200 on a suit can pull off.
They banter back and forth wondering &#8220;Can [...]]]></description>
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