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With Tony Dungy gracing the cover of EA Sports’ NFL Head Coach 09 we are left with a few thoughts:
A. Seriously, how awesome is coach Dungy?
B. Are there any other coaches that could’ve worked?
So without further ado, let’s take a look at what features the game would’ve had if they had chosen someone else [...]
News today that Randy Moss has been indicted for hurting a woman and not allowing her to seek medical help (hey MSNBC – how about some fucking details? Is this Page Six of the gossip rags? Sure you don’t want to credit “an insider close to the film’s production” while you’re at it?).
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The G – O Bracket
1. Knightro (UCF) vs. 16. Gompei (WPI) – Officially the most kick-ass of any college mascot (and no I didn’t go to UCF – what am I retarded?), Knightro waits and waits for Gompei to show, but God has already stricken down the entire Worcester Polytechnic Institute for worshipping a false [...]
With this new video and that autistically whacked-out asian chick, to say I’m proud to be a Pats fan right now might cause me to get a migrane, have my nose start bleeding and sneeze so hard that I shit my pants, puke and pass out all at the same time.
These are both courtesy of [...]
I mean its the Colts right? Along with their fans they have blazed a path to enlightenment through the tarnished, HGH and law suit clad back alley that has become football players and fandom.
Tony Dungy is a great god-fearing man and teaches that faith, humility and not being gay are the cornerstones to a proper [...]
First off you’re asking yourself, who the shit is Reggie Nelson?
He’s a ROOKIE Safety for the Jaguars.
Allright, granted I’m a Patriots fan, And saying stuff about my team will piss me off, sure. But being a complete and utter shitstain:
“He ain’t all that … He’s all right,” Nelson said.
“It was a check down game,” Nelson [...]
Continuing upon our award winning countdown of the sports world’s weirdest, whackiest (and wheatiest) mascots, the House of Smack presents the January Jamboree NCAA Mascot Playoff Bracket – 64 entered, only 1 was left (along with lots of fur and a tangible amount of pep).
The B – F Bracket
1. Bill the Goat (Navy) v. 16. [...]
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Seattle Seahawks kicker Josh Brown stated yesterday that he’s going to don a pair of battery powered self heating pants to keep himself warm during the game against the Packers on Sunday.
He said that kickers don’t have as much of an opportunity to stay warmed up and loose on the sidelines, further contributing to the [...]
This weeks honor is bestowed upon the fabolous members of the Philadelphia Eagles in safety Brian Dawkins, cornerback Sheldon Brown, QB Donovan McNabb and backup backup for the backup RB Reno Mahe.
During Eric Man-jackass’s camera-gayte scandal of week 1 (dang, this shit writes itself, blacka, blacka , blacka) Eagles veterans Dawkins and Brown talked about [...]