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	<title>Sports News and Other Cool Crap - The HOS &#187; Football</title>
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		<title>Roethlisberger Suspended</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/21/roethlisberger-suspended/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 16:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[**UPDATE**
So apparently, not only is he getting suspended, he&#8217;s getting TRADED&#8230;to the RAIDERS!!!!
Big Ben. Sliver medalist in the douche-face Olympics will be yoinked for 4 &#8211; 6 games for his night club ass-baggery. Which is AWESOME! Officially its for violating the &#8220;NFL&#8217;s personal conduct policy&#8220;, but I like to refer to it as &#8220;Being a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2010 &#8211; The Year of the Dirtbag</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/16/2010-the-year-of-the-dirtbag/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/16/2010-the-year-of-the-dirtbag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 00:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/?p=273</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, Tiger may have written the book, but Big Ben Roethlisberger owns a signed copy and keeps it on his bedside table. Yes, Big Ben is closing in on Tiger as Uber Douche of the century with The Smoking Gun&#8217;s publishing of 572 pages detailing the accusations against the Pittsburgh QB.
The content is redonkulous, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ultimate Super Bowl Odds History Post</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/01/04/the-ultimate-super-bowl-odds-history-post/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/01/04/the-ultimate-super-bowl-odds-history-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
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Every Super Bowl pointspread since the beginning of time. No more &#8220;Who was the favorite in Super Bowl VI?&#8221;, because we&#8217;ve got them all right here. BAM!So sit back, and know that the Joe Namath and the Jets were 18 FREAKING POINT underdogs in Super Bowl III.
And that the he highest total ever was 55 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best. Book. Ever.</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/02/16/nfl-footbal-rules-girlfriends-guide/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/02/16/nfl-footbal-rules-girlfriends-guide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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Are you kidding me?
After 20 years of trying to explain a friggin &#8220;Blitz Package&#8221; to every girl I know, they finally make this.
I suggest you check out the website, and get yourself a copy as they were nice enough to fire us off a freebie.
And its brilliant. The best part?
The &#8220;Pick your team Flow chart&#8221;, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Weekly Linkburgling</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/12/09/link-dump-antonio-bryant-tj-peeler-td-what-go-thinks-of-week-14/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/12/09/link-dump-antonio-bryant-tj-peeler-td-what-go-thinks-of-week-14/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m sitting here today like heeey, what are the sites that are actually funny and also somehow manage to spend an entire day posting content doing today? Is there anything interesting I can steal from them?
Yep.
Running back stops 5 yards short of TD, puts ball down &#8211; Deadspin
Antonio Bryants catch of the Year &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fantasy Files Football Highlight Videos</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/08/13/fantasy-files-football-highlight-videos/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/08/13/fantasy-files-football-highlight-videos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:53:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reebok and NFL.com Fantasy started producing these video&#8217;s last year to promote their (now free&#8230;3 years too late) Fantasy Football.
And although their fantasy football still sucks, these video&#8217;s are pretty goddamn awesome. We spent 20 minutes last year deciding if they could possibly be real.
We&#8217;ve attempted to collect them all together for your easy viewing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Down. Set. Shoot!</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/02/marvin-harrison-shooting-suspect/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/02/marvin-harrison-shooting-suspect/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 22:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Arrest-O-Meter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[assfaces]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[athlete arrests]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/?p=195</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Indianapolis Colts Wide Reciever and poster child for obsessive compulsive disorder Marvin Harrison is to my delight being questioned about a shooting that occured at his bar in Philly. (A shooting in Philly? No Way!)
The guy that was shot at didn&#8217;t name Harrison as the shooter, but apparently the gun used was a one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Chris Berman Video Collection</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/28/the-chris-berman-video-collection/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/28/the-chris-berman-video-collection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/?p=187</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[From beloved fancy catch phrase football commentator to world renowned mega spaz!
We here at Thehouseofsmack.com think that it&#8217;s only appropriate that we post the Chris Berman off air freakout video extravaganza that was leaked earlier this year, only because we werent&#8217; around then, and it fits.
Here&#8217;s what we could find that hadn&#8217;t been yoinked down from YouTube [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LinkPoop &#8211; Cartman &gt; Bellicheck</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/10/linkpoop-cartman-bellicheck/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/10/linkpoop-cartman-bellicheck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MikeD</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[funnier sites than ours]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Our boy Damon here may try to pull a Chinese-style censorship bid here, but check out this article, courtesy of the well-dressed and dapper folks at www.youbeenblinded.com

Saying that I watch alot of South park would be like saying that Paris Hilton attends a few gatherings. [Ed note: Paris - would ya?]
]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Chris Henry</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/03/an-open-letter-to-chris-henry/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/03/an-open-letter-to-chris-henry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MikeD</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hi Chris,
Well, I see that the Bengals have cut you loose after another run in with the law. Pffft, buncha prudes.
I want you to know that even though you&#8217;re now without a team, I have a special place for you on my couch in my heart. After all, it&#8217;s not like you really did anything [...]]]></description>
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