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		<title>Roethlisberger Suspended</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/21/roethlisberger-suspended/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 16:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[**UPDATE**
So apparently, not only is he getting suspended, he&#8217;s getting TRADED&#8230;to the RAIDERS!!!!
Big Ben. Sliver medalist in the douche-face Olympics will be yoinked for 4 &#8211; 6 games for his night club ass-baggery. Which is AWESOME! Officially its for violating the &#8220;NFL&#8217;s personal conduct policy&#8220;, but I like to refer to it as &#8220;Being a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buenos Dias</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/20/buenos-dias/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 16:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[jared allen]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good morning amigo&#8217;s. What happened last night in the world of sports? Let&#8217;s have a look see shall we?
Well, how satisfying would it be to slap the crap out of a player that just scored on your team? via WithLeather: http://bit.ly/ce265Z
This is doing the rounds, we might as well get in the mix, Lebron James reigning down [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daily Dick Punch!</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/19/daily-dick-punch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fight Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hockey]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Twice a week we troll all the good places on the internet for cool crap about sports so you don&#8217;t have to! And also because we are lazy and lazy. And hey, its not stealing, it sharing.
NBA Playoffs Started, Lebron looked great and Kevin Garnett got suspended, Check the Zapruder elbow video: http://bit.ly/alsPuA
Holy Crap! A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Strikeforce Sets MMA Back 10 Years</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/18/strikeforce-sets-mma-back-10-years/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/18/strikeforce-sets-mma-back-10-years/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 17:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[UFC Betting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, give me a million bucks and the chance to put on a nationally televised MMA event and it would probably suck big time. Why? Well, cause it&#8217;s friggin HARD! Let ridiculously hard. The fact that the UFC can pull off a succesful event every month is mind boggling!
Dana white and the Fertittas have some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC 113 Odds</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/17/ufc-113-odds/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/17/ufc-113-odds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 05:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[UFC 113 &#8211; Machida vs Shogun 2 &#8211; goes off on May 8th in Montreal, Canada. And to me, the only thing better than sitting back, drinking a beer and watching the UFC, its betting on the UFC.
Theres just something about betting on a +240 underdog that you&#8217;ve never heard of on an un-televised undercard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2010 &#8211; The Year of the Dirtbag</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/16/2010-the-year-of-the-dirtbag/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/04/16/2010-the-year-of-the-dirtbag/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 00:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[OK, Tiger may have written the book, but Big Ben Roethlisberger owns a signed copy and keeps it on his bedside table. Yes, Big Ben is closing in on Tiger as Uber Douche of the century with The Smoking Gun&#8217;s publishing of 572 pages detailing the accusations against the Pittsburgh QB.
The content is redonkulous, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Cool Stuff We Stole From the Internet!</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/01/19/more-cool-stuff-we-stole-from-the-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/01/19/more-cool-stuff-we-stole-from-the-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We here at Thehouseofsmack.com make it no secret that 90% of the crap we put up here is crap that we lifted from other funnier, more talented sports blogs. But because we acknowledge this, we make ourselves feel better about stealing it. Here we go douchnozzles!
Deadspin is destroying Mike G. for a slip of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Crap From Around the Nets</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/01/04/funny-crap-from-around-the-nets/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/01/04/funny-crap-from-around-the-nets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 04:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Other Sports Crap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We here at Thehouseofsmack.com make it no secret that 90% of the crap we put up here is crap that we lifted from other funnier, more talented sports blogs. But because we acknowledge this, we make ourselves feel better about stealing it.
Rick Majerus is as equal in assholishness as he is in girth ~ via [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ultimate Super Bowl Odds History Post</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/01/04/the-ultimate-super-bowl-odds-history-post/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/01/04/the-ultimate-super-bowl-odds-history-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>

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Every Super Bowl pointspread since the beginning of time. No more &#8220;Who was the favorite in Super Bowl VI?&#8221;, because we&#8217;ve got them all right here. BAM!So sit back, and know that the Joe Namath and the Jets were 18 FREAKING POINT underdogs in Super Bowl III.
And that the he highest total ever was 55 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC Betting is Easy and then Hard.</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/12/27/ufc-betting-is-easy-and-then-hard/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/12/27/ufc-betting-is-easy-and-then-hard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 02:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[OK, I bet. I like it. It makes games and fights one million times more exciting, and I revel in the opportunity to say that I &#8220;called It&#8221;. I Fracking LOVE it.
Well, I&#8217;ve been going through UFC betting results for a bunch of UFC events, and needless to say, it offing tough to make money [...]]]></description>
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