More Cool Stuff We Stole From the Internet!
January 19, 2010
We here at Thehouseofsmack.com make it no secret that 90% of the crap we put up here is crap that we lifted from other funnier, more talented sports blogs. But because we acknowledge this, we make ourselves feel better about stealing it. Here we go douchnozzles!
Deadspin is destroying Mike G. for a slip of the tongue on MLK Day. Man, to have a webcam aimed at the keyboard of Deadspin editors all day, every day, watching them type everything, and the second they miss the “f” and hit the “s”, BAM! Sceenshot! *sigh*
AAAAAYY, I Didn’t Do NUTHIN’! -Apparently this Jets fan did in fact do nothing, but what a great reflection on the fanbase of the Jets when nobody cares. You’re guilty of being an blowhard, just like your coach…Take him Away!
HOLY FREAKING CRAP MAKE IT STOP. ~ Via NFL Fanhouse
Hey, give some money to Haiti, if only because your safely sitting in your Moms basement, safe and dry with your chocolate milk and cheeto’s staining your soul.
Funny Crap From Around the Nets
January 4, 2010
We here at Thehouseofsmack.com make it no secret that 90% of the crap we put up here is crap that we lifted from other funnier, more talented sports blogs. But because we acknowledge this, we make ourselves feel better about stealing it.
Rick Majerus is as equal in assholishness as he is in girth ~ via Deadspin
Ohhh….thiiiiis is why you sit starters in meaningless games ~ ESPN.com
Pssst….boxers are freaking morons. (excluding Manny Pacquiao and Mickey Ward) ~ The Cage Doctors
Don’t be so damn Nosie ~ Total Pro Sports
The Ultimate Super Bowl Odds History Post
January 4, 2010
Every Super Bowl pointspread since the beginning of time. No more “Who was the favorite in Super Bowl VI?”, because we’ve got them all right here. BAM! Read more
UFC Betting is Easy and then Hard.
December 27, 2009
OK, I bet. I like it. It makes games and fights one million times more exciting, and I revel in the opportunity to say that I “called It”. I Fracking LOVE it.
Well, I’ve been going through UFC betting results for a bunch of UFC events, and needless to say, it offing tough to make money on MMA. Surriously.
Look at the last UFC event, UFC 107….all faves..well at least the fights worth betting on. Read more
Deadspin is now TMZ’s whipping boy.
December 27, 2009
Its called TMZ sports, and its entirely Deadspins fault. They got a little too big for the pond, and now the big dogs are a comin’.
TMZ, the internet sleaze-machine, is trying to capitalize on the sports smut popularity that Deadspin hath been unleashing upon the masses since 2002. It might seem like the Tiger cluster F*** was the catalyst to the launch of an all athlete related division of TMZ, but I think the reasons are actually 2 fold: 1) Pro Athletes are literally the gift that keeps on giving, sure, celebs are narcissistic douchnozzles with too much money, time and adoration to be well adjusted in any society, but at least they have for the most part endured a teensy bit of struggle before hitting it big. Athletes are coddled from the time they dribble better than the next kid, and regardless of how well they’ve been brought up, still manage to continue to get drunk, arrested, charges, fined and photographed.
and 2) I totally forgot after writing that first paragraph.
Regardless, if you think you saw professional athletes in compromising positions before now, we haven’t seen nuthin’ yet…and I can’t wait.
The House Of Smack Official Anthem
June 23, 2009
This Press Conference mash up video is pretty much the pinnacle of over played athlete/coach meltdown remixes and sheer time wasting. That being said, its the greatest thing I have ever heard today. props djsteveporter
Alex Rios Is Lovely
June 8, 2009
See Alex Rios leaving a charity event. See Alex Rios being approached by a small fan for an autograph. See Alex Rios ignore said fan. See uppitty old guy call him out, and finally, see Alex share with us the true meaning of sportsmanship. See Alex Rios issue heartfelt apology for his behavior within 24-48 hours? Watch AWESOME Video After the fold:
[UPDATE: LESS that 24hrs!!]:“I want to apologize to my fans, to the team, to my teammates because it was something I should never have done,” Rios said before Friday’s game against the Kansas City Royals. “It was a bad reaction from my side.” - TheStar.com
Mixed Martial Arts Rankings Eat Balls
March 27, 2009
Our partners in crime over at Fightlinker.com posted a post (?) about how the guys from bloody elbow posted MMA rankings that have been picked up by USA today. Cool. If rankings weren’t stupid. I think Ryan from fightlinker sums it up nicely with this line from their post:
“In the end though, rankings are fucking dumb and shouldn’t be used as anything other than for reference or to piss off people you disagree with.”
Boxing has rankings. And they’re also stupid, but what people forget is that official boxing rankings were invented and made prominent to serve and actual purpose: to determine who deserves to fight for a championship belt. Read more
Best. Book. Ever.
February 16, 2009
Are you kidding me?
After 20 years of trying to explain a friggin “Blitz Package” to every girl I know, they finally make this.
I suggest you check out the website, and get yourself a copy as they were nice enough to fire us off a freebie.
And its brilliant. The best part?
The “Pick your team Flow chart”, check it out:
HAHAHHAHEHhehahehHAHA
January 26, 2009
There are not many things in my world of sports that bring me joy these days.
The Pats missed the Playoffs, the Canucks are balls and even the Celtics went through a crappy few weeks…then our friends at KissingSuzyKolber posted one of nature’s greatest mysteries;
How such extreme, pathetic sadness for one can offer others such delicious happiness: Read more