The House Of Smack Official Anthem
June 23, 2009
This Press Conference mash up video is pretty much the pinnacle of over played athlete/coach meltdown remixes and sheer time wasting. That being said, its the greatest thing I have ever heard today. props djsteveporter
Alex Rios Is Lovely
June 8, 2009
See Alex Rios leaving a charity event. See Alex Rios being approached by a small fan for an autograph. See Alex Rios ignore said fan. See uppitty old guy call him out, and finally, see Alex share with us the true meaning of sportsmanship. See Alex Rios issue heartfelt apology for his behavior within 24-48 hours? Watch AWESOME Video After the fold:
[UPDATE: LESS that 24hrs!!]:“I want to apologize to my fans, to the team, to my teammates because it was something I should never have done,” Rios said before Friday’s game against the Kansas City Royals. “It was a bad reaction from my side.” - TheStar.com
Mixed Martial Arts Rankings Eat Balls
March 27, 2009
Our partners in crime over at Fightlinker.com posted a post (?) about how the guys from bloody elbow posted MMA rankings that have been picked up by USA today. Cool. If rankings weren’t stupid. I think Ryan from fightlinker sums it up nicely with this line from their post:
“In the end though, rankings are fucking dumb and shouldn’t be used as anything other than for reference or to piss off people you disagree with.”
Boxing has rankings. And they’re also stupid, but what people forget is that official boxing rankings were invented and made prominent to serve and actual purpose: to determine who deserves to fight for a championship belt. Read more
Best. Book. Ever.
February 16, 2009
Are you kidding me?
After 20 years of trying to explain a friggin “Blitz Package” to every girl I know, they finally make this.
I suggest you check out the website, and get yourself a copy as they were nice enough to fire us off a freebie.
And its brilliant. The best part?
The “Pick your team Flow chart”, check it out:
HAHAHHAHEHhehahehHAHA
January 26, 2009
There are not many things in my world of sports that bring me joy these days.
The Pats missed the Playoffs, the Canucks are balls and even the Celtics went through a crappy few weeks…then our friends at KissingSuzyKolber posted one of nature’s greatest mysteries;
How such extreme, pathetic sadness for one can offer others such delicious happiness: Read more
Awesome Athlete Afros
December 16, 2008
I wouldn’t neccesarily say that its back, because for a true fan of the afro puff, it never left.
Ladies and gentlmen, a tribute…
Not to skill or stature, grit or mettle, but to the old skool.
To a simpler time when a man was not judged for his Bentley or his blang, but by the sheer magnitdue of his follicular fortitude.
I present to you, in no particular order: Some Awesome Athlete Afro’s. Read more
Weekly Linkburgling
December 9, 2008
So I’m sitting here today like heeey, what are the sites that are actually funny and also somehow manage to spend an entire day posting content doing today? Is there anything interesting I can steal from them?
Yep.
Running back stops 5 yards short of TD, puts ball down - Deadspin
Antonio Bryants catch of the Year - Sportaphile via YouTube
And here’s God explaining Week 14 in the NFL - Kissing Suzy Kolber Read more
Cubs Fans Just Got Way Effin Cooler
August 21, 2008
In one the awesomest displays of drunken athleticism I have seen in awhile, the following video shows a sloshed Cubs fan make an improbable catch of a baseball with his beer cup.
This is a far cry from the last peice of Cubs fan-ness that we posted on the house.
That’ll do Chicago, that’ll do.
Video below the fold: Read more
Denis Kang Versus Marvin Eastman
August 15, 2008
Our MMA homeboy and perennial butt kicker Denis Kang went on the BetUS Fight Talk Radio show this week and announced some pretty solid news: He’s fighting Marvin Eastman in Calgay, Alberta, Canada in October on the new Raw Combat MMA promotion.
Denis has been fighting overseas for so damn long, its almost hard to remember him as a good ol’ Canadian kid. But alas, he’s returning to his homeland to fight the hard hitting MMA veteran on his home turf. Read more
Fantasy Files Football Highlight Videos
August 13, 2008
Reebok and NFL.com Fantasy started producing these video’s last year to promote their (now free…3 years too late) Fantasy Football.
And although their fantasy football still sucks, these video’s are pretty goddamn awesome. We spent 20 minutes last year deciding if they could possibly be real.
We’ve attempted to collect them all together for your easy viewing pleasure.
Enjoy: Read more


