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		<title>Alex Rios Is Lovely</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/06/08/alex-rios-swears-at-fans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See Alex Rios leaving a charity event. See Alex Rios being approached by a small fan for an autograph. See Alex Rios ignore said fan. See uppitty old guy call him out, and finally, see Alex share with us the true meaning of sportsmanship. See Alex Rios issue heartfelt apology for his behavior within 24-48 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jose Canseco Wants To Fight You</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/21/jose-canseco-wants-to-fight-you/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/21/jose-canseco-wants-to-fight-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 17:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I ran accross this little gem today on Deadspin.com.
Apparently, if you want to make $5000 and hate Jose Canseco, you can fight him on a July 12 boxing promotion in Atlantic City.
You can email your application to fightcanseco@aol.com.

Somebody call Roger Clemons. If he really wants to wipe the record clean what better way than a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Manny Ramirez = My Hero</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/15/manny-ramirez-hilight-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Call him what you want: an idiot savant, a goofball, a whackjob.
 Here at TheHouseofSmack.com it all translates to awesome.
Watch:

[Props to WithLeather.com]
[UPDATE: MLB has effectively Blitzkreid the interwebs, making this video impossible to find....yes, it was the cutoff throw from Damon, and the High-Five, and essentially effing awesome - but since me possessing such an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jason Bay = Heart Throbby</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/14/jason-bay-fan-stalker-video/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/14/jason-bay-fan-stalker-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 18:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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Oh Jason Bay, you left Canada for the big time and bright lights of Major League Baseball, the notoriety and the money&#8230;and lets not forget the true essence of Amrican sports-dom&#8230;the stalking songstresses&#8230;
[props to withleather.com]
Video below:
YouTube Direktvideo link


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		<title>O**ie bleeping Gui**en</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/05/ozzie-guillen-is-nice/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/05/ozzie-guillen-is-nice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 17:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, I&#8217;m Ozzie fu**in Guillen.
I&#8217;m the manager for the Chicago fu**in White Sox fu**in baseball team.
When I&#8217;m not too fu**in busy sh** talking the gays, I like to randomly fu**in freak out and sh** on anybody who&#8217;ll fu**in listen to me.
Like yesterday, a reporter had the fu**in balls to say something about somebody on my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smoke Weed? That&#8217;s a Scoopin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/25/smoke-weed-thats-a-scoopin/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/25/smoke-weed-thats-a-scoopin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Washington Nationals embattled outfielder Elijah Dukes had reportedly got his probation shortened by spending 25 hours scooping up animal feces at the zoo.
Now I dont want to get into my political outlook about the ridiculious notion of sending people to jail for smoking weed, or wasting time and money with trials, lawers and incarceration&#8230;but this punishment has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today in &#8220;I&#8217;m Awesomer Than You&#8221; News</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/01/today-in-im-awesomer-than-you-news/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/04/01/today-in-im-awesomer-than-you-news/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MikeD</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unlike, well, everybody, I actualy like Alex Rodriguez. I mean he&#8217;s a whiner for sure, but cmon &#8211; being a celebrity in New York means tons of media exposure, I mean hell, the other day I stubbed my toe coming out of a strip club bank and the headlines the next day read: &#8220;Random Dickhead [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Cubs Fans are Wussies!</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/03/25/this-just-in-cubs-fans-are-pussies/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/03/25/this-just-in-cubs-fans-are-pussies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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I really don’t know what to say. If there is a Cub nation, all of you need to immediately get over to this site and tear this guy a new one. Or at least attempt to recover some of the man-ness that this dude has so egregiously dressed in a tutu and sent off to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 8 Biggest A-holes in Baseball</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/03/22/top-8-biggest-a-holes-in-baseball/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/03/22/top-8-biggest-a-holes-in-baseball/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Right up there with road rage, shootin&#8217; shit and war, what would Americas pastime be without a salute to those who turn the privilege of playing a kids game for money into a debaucherous clusterf**k of ego, HGH and and unabashed asshole-dem?
Obviously, its kind of tough to not look through my Red Sox colored goggles [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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