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See Alex Rios leaving a charity event. See Alex Rios being approached by a small fan for an autograph. See Alex Rios ignore said fan. See uppitty old guy call him out, and finally, see Alex share with us the true meaning of sportsmanship. See Alex Rios issue heartfelt apology for his behavior within 24-48 [...]
Read More...I ran accross this little gem today on Deadspin.com.
Apparently, if you want to make $5000 and hate Jose Canseco, you can fight him on a July 12 boxing promotion in Atlantic City.
You can email your application to fightcanseco@aol.com.
Call him what you want: an idiot savant, a goofball, a whackjob.
Here at TheHouseofSmack.com it all translates to awesome.
Watch:
Oh Jason Bay, you left Canada for the big time and bright lights of Major League Baseball, the notoriety and the money…and lets not forget the true essence of Amrican sports-dom…the stalking songstresses…
[props to withleather.com]
Video below:
Hi, I’m Ozzie fu**in Guillen.
I’m the manager for the Chicago fu**in White Sox fu**in baseball team.
When I’m not too fu**in busy sh** talking the gays, I like to randomly fu**in freak out and sh** on anybody who’ll fu**in listen to me.
Like yesterday, a reporter had the fu**in balls to say something about somebody on my [...]
Washington Nationals embattled outfielder Elijah Dukes had reportedly got his probation shortened by spending 25 hours scooping up animal feces at the zoo.
Now I dont want to get into my political outlook about the ridiculious notion of sending people to jail for smoking weed, or wasting time and money with trials, lawers and incarceration…but this punishment has [...]
Unlike, well, everybody, I actualy like Alex Rodriguez. I mean he’s a whiner for sure, but cmon – being a celebrity in New York means tons of media exposure, I mean hell, the other day I stubbed my toe coming out of a strip club bank and the headlines the next day read: “Random Dickhead [...]
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I really don’t know what to say. If there is a Cub nation, all of you need to immediately get over to this site and tear this guy a new one. Or at least attempt to recover some of the man-ness that this dude has so egregiously dressed in a tutu and sent off to [...]
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Right up there with road rage, shootin’ shit and war, what would Americas pastime be without a salute to those who turn the privilege of playing a kids game for money into a debaucherous clusterf**k of ego, HGH and and unabashed asshole-dem?
Obviously, its kind of tough to not look through my Red Sox colored goggles [...]