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	<title>Sports News and Other Cool Crap - The HOS</title>
	<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com</link>
	<description>Sports Videos, News, Articles and Hilarity, all neatly wrapped in bubble paper.</description>
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		<title>Rear Naked &#8220;Joke&#8221; Anyone?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok sorry, Boo-urns to that little piece of wordsmithing, but hilarity certainly ensued at an MMA event in Arkansas when Sacha Baron Cohen staged a surprise uber gay MMA fight in the middle of an MMA show in little Rock. What could go wrong?
[props to Deadspin and the Globe and Mail]
&#8220;The two men would then [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/07/08/rear-naked-joke-anyone/</link>
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		<title>Fourth of July Linkstravaganza!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey peeps, happy fourth and shizznit. To celebrate, we&#8217;ve got a whole crapload of useless crap for you to bore yourselves with.
Readyyyy&#8230;.GO!
Sox - Yankees all weekend!
Arod is playing hot dog down the hallway with Madonna?
Heres a transcript of Roger Clemons and Brian Mcnamee&#8217;s email awesomeness of gay.
Jagr&#8217;s gone to Russia.
Kobayashi loses in Overtime.
And finally, Gary [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/07/04/fourth-of-july-linkstravaganza/</link>
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		<title>Why Sumo Wrestling is Fun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Are you actively obese?
Does your idea of the perfect sport  include eating and then eating?
Do you enjoy manthongs, sweat and eating?
Can you wield a spatula like a katana blade?
Then sumo may be the sport for you! Here is an article from espn, I think it lays it all out for us: http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=3416948
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		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/29/why-sumo-wrestling-is-fun/</link>
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		<title>Jose Canseco Wants To Fight You</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I ran accross this little gem today on Deadspin.com.
Apparently, if you want to make $5000 and hate Jose Canseco, you can fight him on a July 12 boxing promotion in Atlantic City.
You can email your application to fightcanseco@aol.com.

Somebody call Roger Clemons. If he really wants to wipe the record clean what better way than a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/21/jose-canseco-wants-to-fight-you/</link>
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		<title>Manny Ramirez = My Hero</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Call him what you want: an idiot savant, a goofball, a whackjob.
 Here at TheHouseofSmack.com it all translates to awesome.
Watch:

[Props to WithLeather.com]
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		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/15/manny-ramirez-hilight-video/</link>
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		<title>Jason Bay = Heart Throbby</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Oh Jason Bay, you left Canada for the big time and bright lights of Major League Baseball, the notoriety and the money&#8230;and lets not forget the true essence of Amrican sports-dom&#8230;the stalking songstresses&#8230;
[props to withleather.com]
Video below:
YouTube Direktvideo link


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		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/14/jason-bay-fan-stalker-video/</link>
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		<title>Bill Russell is Old, Pretty Effing Cool</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Its not often that we here that the HofS don&#8217;t have something douchey to say about almost everything&#8230;but this recent ESPN video of Kevin Garnett sitting down with old skool Celtics baller Bill Russell is the shiznit.
If this doesn&#8217;t cut to the core of you, you have no soul. Well, no sports soul&#8230;because I&#8217;m pretty [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/12/kevin-garnett-bill-russell-interview/</link>
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		<title>Fighting in Sports</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was watching some random 4am sports montage on some random cable station about fighting in Major league sports. The story was about how our hero’s are teaching our kids that violence is ok.
First off, I just want to say that soldiers are the real hero’s right? Whether we agree with the premise of why [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/06/fighting-in-sports/</link>
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		<title>O**ie bleeping Gui**en</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi, I&#8217;m Ozzie fu**in Guillen.
I&#8217;m the manager for the Chicago fu**in White Sox fu**in baseball team.
When I&#8217;m not too fu**in busy sh** talking the gays, I like to randomly fu**in freak out and sh** on anybody who&#8217;ll fu**in listen to me.
Like yesterday, a reporter had the fu**in balls to say something about somebody on my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/05/ozzie-guillen-is-nice/</link>
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		<title>Down. Set. Shoot!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Indianapolis Colts Wide Reciever and poster child for obsessive compulsive disorder Marvin Harrison is to my delight being questioned about a shooting that occured at his bar in Philly. (A shooting in Philly? No Way!)
The guy that was shot at didn&#8217;t name Harrison as the shooter, but apparently the gun used was a one [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2008/05/02/marvin-harrison-shooting-suspect/</link>
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