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		<title>More Cool Stuff We Stole From the Internet!</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/01/19/more-cool-stuff-we-stole-from-the-internet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:43:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>

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We here at Thehouseofsmack.com make it no secret that 90% of the crap we put up here is crap that we lifted from other funnier, more talented sports blogs. But because we acknowledge this, we make ourselves feel better about stealing it. Here we go douchnozzles!
Deadspin is destroying Mike G. for a slip of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Crap From Around the Nets</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/01/04/funny-crap-from-around-the-nets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 04:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We here at Thehouseofsmack.com make it no secret that 90% of the crap we put up here is crap that we lifted from other funnier, more talented sports blogs. But because we acknowledge this, we make ourselves feel better about stealing it.
Rick Majerus is as equal in assholishness as he is in girth ~ via [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ultimate Super Bowl Odds History Post</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/01/04/the-ultimate-super-bowl-odds-history-post/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2010/01/04/the-ultimate-super-bowl-odds-history-post/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>

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Every Super Bowl pointspread since the beginning of time. No more &#8220;Who was the favorite in Super Bowl VI?&#8221;, because we&#8217;ve got them all right here. BAM!So sit back, and know that the Joe Namath and the Jets were 18 FREAKING POINT underdogs in Super Bowl III.
And that the he highest total ever was 55 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UFC Betting is Easy and then Hard.</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/12/27/ufc-betting-is-easy-and-then-hard/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/12/27/ufc-betting-is-easy-and-then-hard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 02:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[OK, I bet. I like it. It makes games and fights one million times more exciting, and I revel in the opportunity to say that I &#8220;called It&#8221;. I Fracking LOVE it.
Well, I&#8217;ve been going through UFC betting results for a bunch of UFC events, and needless to say, it offing tough to make money [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deadspin is now TMZ&#8217;s whipping boy.</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/12/27/deadspin-is-now-tmzs-whipping-boy/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/12/27/deadspin-is-now-tmzs-whipping-boy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 02:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Other Sports Crap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Its called TMZ sports, and its entirely Deadspins fault. They got a little too big for the pond, and now the big dogs are a comin&#8217;.
TMZ, the internet sleaze-machine, is trying to capitalize on the sports smut popularity that Deadspin hath been unleashing upon the masses since 2002. It might seem like the Tiger cluster [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The House Of Smack Official Anthem</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/06/23/press-conference-blow-up-remix-video/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/06/23/press-conference-blow-up-remix-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 20:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Other Sports Crap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ This Press Conference mash up video is pretty much the pinnacle of over played athlete/coach meltdown remixes and sheer time wasting. That being said, its the greatest thing I have ever heard today. props djsteveporter
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		<title>Alex Rios Is Lovely</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/06/08/alex-rios-swears-at-fans/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/06/08/alex-rios-swears-at-fans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baseball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/?p=232</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[See Alex Rios leaving a charity event. See Alex Rios being approached by a small fan for an autograph. See Alex Rios ignore said fan. See uppitty old guy call him out, and finally, see Alex share with us the true meaning of sportsmanship. See Alex Rios issue heartfelt apology for his behavior within 24-48 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mixed Martial Arts Rankings Eat Balls</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/03/27/mixed-martial-arts-rankings-eat-balls/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/03/27/mixed-martial-arts-rankings-eat-balls/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 19:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fight Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mixed martial arts ranking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mma pound for pound]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mma rankings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UFC pound for pound rankings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ufc ranking]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/?p=229</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Our partners in crime over at Fightlinker.com posted a post (?) about how the guys from bloody elbow posted MMA rankings that have been picked up by USA today. Cool. If rankings weren&#8217;t stupid. I think Ryan from fightlinker sums it up nicely with this line from their post:
&#8220;In the end though, rankings are fucking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Best. Book. Ever.</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/02/16/nfl-footbal-rules-girlfriends-guide/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/02/16/nfl-footbal-rules-girlfriends-guide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Other Sports Crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[basic rules of football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[football rules]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nfl rules]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rules of football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rules of NFL football]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/?p=225</guid>
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Are you kidding me?
After 20 years of trying to explain a friggin &#8220;Blitz Package&#8221; to every girl I know, they finally make this.
I suggest you check out the website, and get yourself a copy as they were nice enough to fire us off a freebie.
And its brilliant. The best part?
The &#8220;Pick your team Flow chart&#8221;, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HAHAHHAHEHhehahehHAHA</title>
		<link>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/01/26/crying-giants-fan-video/</link>
		<comments>http://thehouseofsmack.com/2009/01/26/crying-giants-fan-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Daily Dick Punch]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehouseofsmack.com/?p=223</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are not many things in my world of sports that bring me joy these days.
The Pats missed the Playoffs, the Canucks are balls and even the Celtics went through a crappy few weeks&#8230;then our friends at KissingSuzyKolber posted one of nature&#8217;s greatest mysteries;
How such extreme, pathetic sadness for one can offer others such delicious [...]]]></description>
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