Contests
Want free tickets to your favorites teams sporting event?
Are you a smarmy douche-face that feels the need to weigh-in with your sanctimonious opinion on all things sports related?
Well so am I! So guess what?
Now you can CASH IN for being a choda gargling assbag!!
HOW?
Easy, just start commenting on articles you come across on TheHouseOfSmack.com and every month, we’ll select the best/funniest/opinionated/original comment, and that person will win a $100 gift certificate from our sponsor LavaTickets.com to buy tickets for your favorite teams sporting event!
Really? Free effing tickets for being my normal, annoying, donkeypunching self?
Yes spunk dumpster! YES!
So, keep in mind that we do judge these suckers, so you could waste our time with retarded musings and bitter name calling, but why not try an actual attempt at wit and grammar! That way, you could win tickets, and the chance to become a guest columnist on TheHouseOfSmack.com!
All you need to do is get involved in the smack…I mean c’mon, who doesn’t like a little smack now and again? This is like all the smack you can handle, without the cold shivery sweats and vomiting!
