All right, you’re looking at TheHouseofSmack.com version 4 million and something.
I’ve seriously been through about 50 different versions of this site…so now that this is up, we salvaged some of our favorite articles from the past, and relaunched the sumonabitch you see in front of you.
It was not spawned out of need but out of sheer and unadulterated boredom. From hours spent staring at sports news sites and wanting to punch myself in the dick just to add some excitement to the moment.
I’m a radio host, but obvious restrictions in on air behaviour make a guy who’s the poster child for attention deficit disorder (me) go absolute apeshit. I talk sports all day, but I can rarely say what I need to.
Now I can. And so can you.
So thanks for coming around, enjoy the garbage that we spew…and if you feel the need to be a dick or want to actually win some free tickets or something, comment on some of this crap then tell a friend.
Email us: Thehouseofsmack[at]gmail[dot]com
~Damon
TheHouseofSmack contributing assbaskets:
Mike D – If smarmy was molded from a mound of supple, meaty clay…it would be shaped into this man.
Damon – I talk…a LOT.
Tim Furious – Angry as fudge. Also angry sports handicapper.
Jer – He’s in a band.
