**UPDATE**
So apparently, not only is he getting suspended, he’s getting TRADED…to the RAIDERS!!!!
Big Ben. Sliver medalist in the douche-face Olympics will be yoinked for 4 – 6 games for his night club ass-baggery. Which is AWESOME! Officially its for violating the “NFL’s personal conduct policy“, but I like to refer to it as “Being a complete sleaze-bag“.
Speculation had the suspension at an apparent 8 games, which would have been epic considering the Steelers would have to have used Charlie Freaking Batch or the newly signed Byron Thunder Thighs Leftwich for half the season. But now its a disappointing 4 to 6 weeks.
Big Ben of course is being punished for his wang’s latest run in with an unsuspecting female, which according to Deadspin.com and their faithful Pittsburgh area contributors, nothing that should be considered out of the ordinary for this apparent uber creep.
Yeeps.