I ran accross this little gem today on Deadspin.com.
Apparently, if you want to make $5000 and hate Jose Canseco, you can fight him on a July 12 boxing promotion in Atlantic City.
You can email your application to fightcanseco@aol.com.
Somebody call Roger Clemons. If he really wants to wipe the record clean what better way than a Clemons – Conseco burning cage match of death, with lions and aligators and scropions…It will be preceded by a tag team battle royale between Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa vs Bud Selig and George Mitchell.
That I would pay for.

justin swartz on May 21, 2008
your a bitch.. fight me and u will lose…… soo pick me soo i could beat ur ass down in the ring like real men.i have been boxing sense i was 5 and im 18 soo iiwll beat ur ass. also real men dont use roids.
matty lamberti on May 21, 2008
Pick me so i could show you how real men fight in the ring. i will beat ur ass down and take ur $5,000 with me home. also real men dont use roids
editor on May 22, 2008
real men can spel
DHANRAJ JEEUTH on May 30, 2008
I DONT TALK CRAP BUT WE CAN PUT ON A SHOW AND IT WILL BE FUN 4 ME I ALWAYS WANTED TO BOX SO PICK ME SO I CAN WIN A TITLE SOMEDAY. HELP A BROTHER OUT
Mike D on August 10, 2008
Sooooooo…this didn’t work out too well for Canseco…
marvin aka bubba on June 8, 2010
yoe i watched you when i was a kid im 28 now with a back injury but i will give you a run for your money so what do you say …. you down to get down