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Jose Canseco Wants To Fight You

May 21, 2008

I ran accross this little gem today on Deadspin.com.

Apparently, if you want to make $5000 and hate Jose Canseco, you can fight him on a July 12 boxing promotion in Atlantic City.

You can email your application to fightcanseco@aol.com.

Somebody call Roger Clemons. If he really wants to wipe the record clean what better way than a Clemons - Conseco burning cage match of death, with lions and aligators and scropions…It will be preceded by a tag team battle royale between Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa vs Bud Selig and George Mitchell.

That I would pay for.

Written by Damon · Filed Under Baseball, Daily Dick Punch 

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5 Responses to “Jose Canseco Wants To Fight You”

  1. justin swartz on May 21st, 2008 6:59 pm

    your a bitch.. fight me and u will lose…… soo pick me soo i could beat ur ass down in the ring like real men.i have been boxing sense i was 5 and im 18 soo iiwll beat ur ass. also real men dont use roids.

  2. matty lamberti on May 21st, 2008 7:02 pm

    Pick me so i could show you how real men fight in the ring. i will beat ur ass down and take ur $5,000 with me home. also real men dont use roids

  3. editor on May 22nd, 2008 3:08 pm

    real men can spel

  4. DHANRAJ JEEUTH on May 30th, 2008 6:28 pm

    I DONT TALK CRAP BUT WE CAN PUT ON A SHOW AND IT WILL BE FUN 4 ME I ALWAYS WANTED TO BOX SO PICK ME SO I CAN WIN A TITLE SOMEDAY. HELP A BROTHER OUT

  5. Mike D on August 10th, 2008 3:22 pm

    Sooooooo…this didn’t work out too well for Canseco…

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