The Indianapolis Colts Wide Reciever and poster child for obsessive compulsive disorder Marvin Harrison is to my delight being questioned about a shooting that occured at his bar in Philly. (A shooting in Philly? No Way!)
The guy that was shot at didn’t name Harrison as the shooter, but apparently the gun used was a one of a kind Belgian revolver that was registered to Harrison…and was recovered from a bucket in a car wash… also owned by Harrison. (wasn’t this an episode of Simon and Simon?)
So what got into this guy? Did Ray Allen steal his Parking spot?
Anyways, what we’ve discovered so far is that Marvin harrison is not a socially awkward shut-in hermit in the off season as suspected, and;
Good reciever = crappy criminal.
See the whole damn awesome article here: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3378829
Rodrigo on May 2, 2008
“You’re so lame Marvin you can’t even run a Z-trip on an X-angle I-form off 22 bronco”
“What’d you say to me muthafucka?”