We tend to focus here on the bad stuff – people failing (drug tests), who’s having sex with whom, who’s an ass-donkey (Jack McCallum).

Well, thankfully Division II Women’s Softball has come to the rescue with a tale worthy of a Disney movie, after one of the players who had never hit a home run in her entire career (wait for it)

…hit a home run…

but was injured over-running first so the opposing team carried her around the bases.

 It’s a sterling example of sportsmanship, the power of the team and of overcoming all odds, blah blah and it makes me surprisingly horny sick.

This is why women will never take over the world – “oh you’ve shot me!” “oh no!, here let me help you to a hospital!”