Are you actively obese?
Does your idea of the perfect sport include eating and then eating?
Do you enjoy manthongs, sweat and eating?
Can you wield a spatula like a katana blade?
Then sumo may be the sport for you!
Posts made in May, 2008
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I ran accross this little gem today on Deadspin.com.
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Apparently, if you want to make $5000 and hate Jose Canseco, you can fight him on a July 12 boxing promotion in Atlantic City.
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Call him what you want: an idiot savant, a goofball, a whackjob.
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Here at TheHouseofSmack.com it all translates to awesome.
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Oh Jason Bay, you left Canada for the big time and bright lights of Major League Baseball, the notoriety and the money…and lets not forget the true essence of Amrican sports-dom…the stalking songstresses…
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[props to withleather.com]
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Its not often that we here that the HofS don’t have something douchey to say about almost everything…but this recent ESPN video of Kevin Garnett sitting down with old skool Celtics baller Bill Russell is the shiznit.
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If this doesn’t cut to the core of you, you have no soul. Well, no sports soul…because I’m pretty [...] -
I was watching some random 4am sports montage on some random cable station about fighting in Major league sports. The story was about how our hero’s are teaching our kids that violence is ok.
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First off, I just want to say that soldiers are the real hero’s right? Whether we agree with the premise of why [...] -
Hi, I’m Ozzie fu**in Guillen.
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I’m the manager for the Chicago fu**in White Sox fu**in baseball team.
When I’m not too fu**in busy sh** talking the gays, I like to randomly fu**in freak out and sh** on anybody who’ll fu**in listen to me.
Like yesterday, a reporter had the fu**in balls to say something about somebody on my [...] -
The Indianapolis Colts Wide Reciever and poster child for obsessive compulsive disorder Marvin Harrison is to my delight being questioned about a shooting that occured at his bar in Philly. (A shooting in Philly? No Way!)
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The guy that was shot at didn’t name Harrison as the shooter, but apparently the gun used was a one [...] -
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Some would say the feud between LeBron James and DeShaun Steveson is kind of silly, and much ado about nothing (if people referenced Shakespeare more often or remembered that crappy movie with Emma Thompson), but to those people who say “Hey Mike, can it really be a feud if LeBron is 10x the player that [...] -
We tend to focus here on the bad stuff – people failing (drug tests), who’s having sex with whom, who’s an ass-donkey (Jack McCallum).
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Well, thankfully Division II Women’s Softball has come to the rescue with a tale worthy of a Disney movie, after one of the players who had never hit a home run in [...]