Sean Avery Almost Dies
April 30, 2008
Sometimes, bad hings happen to good people. Other times, good things happen to bad people. And even other times, strange things happen to normal people.
But on very rare occasions, crappy stuff happens to crappy people.
Now I don’t know Sean Avery, and the most harm I wish upon people that are complete schmucks peaks at hoping they get caught with transvestite prostitutes in a seedy hotel room and then the prostitutes turn out to be really nasty and transvestite looking and run around telling everybody on the planet about it.
That being said, guaging the reactions of most people who I tell about Sean Avery getting rushed to the ER with a ruptured spleen I can’t help but conclude that the world is choc full of callous no feeling masochistic bastards with no shred of a human soul, in other words…we’re all surrounded by millions of Sean Avery’s.
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k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kaaaaaaaaaaarmmma
F*ck…horseshoes and hand grenades…horseshoes and hand grenades
Even his spleen is like “whoa…I dont’ want no part of you Avery”