Wizards Winning Trash Talk Battle, Not Games

April 29, 2008

Even though they’re up 3-1 in the Series and likely about to whoop em again, LeBron and the bargain basement bin of half-breeds and white guys who call themselves a team Cleveland Cavaliers are taking the Wizards physical play personally, especially after my man DeShaun Stevenson bitch-slapped LeBron on a drive to the basket in Game 3, stating:

“I guess that’s what they want to do,” LeBron said, “hurt LeBron James in this series. It’s not working.”

Now if there’s one thing Mike D can’t stand it’s when people other than Mike D talk about themselves in the third-person. If there’s another it’s a 23 year old whipper-snapper act with bravado - I don’t care if he’s 6′9″ and 250 lbs. [Ed note - I do].

Asked about that today, Brendon Haywood awesomely responded:

“Awww,” Haywood said, in a whiny, high-pitched voice to mock James. “They are trying to hurt me. I mean come on man, this is the playoffs,” Haywood said following Monday’s practice. “He wears 23, he wants to be Michael Jordan, I can respect that, he’s a great player. You saw what Mike went through. Mike got fouled way worse than this. No one is trying to hurt him, everybody is trying to play basketball, trying to play tough. Play basketball and leave it alone.”

Reached for comment, LeBron had this to say to theHousofSmack:

An ex-girlfriend of mine used to live with a girl who had sex with Brendon Haywood on a weekly basis. So, in absolutely nothing resembling reality in any form a way, Mike D has had sex with Brendon Haywood. True story.

 

Comments

2 Responses to “Wizards Winning Trash Talk Battle, Not Games”

  1. Stan on April 30th, 2008 11:47 am

    Lebron sucked on the ESPYS

  2. Jesus Saltalamaccia Chrisrtmas on April 30th, 2008 3:38 pm

    Thats a weird nickname for your cock man!

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