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Smoke Weed? That’s a Scoopin’

April 25, 2008

Washington Nationals embattled outfielder Elijah Dukes had reportedly got his probation shortened by spending 25 hours scooping up animal feces at the zoo.

Now I dont want to get into my political outlook about the ridiculious notion of sending people to jail for smoking weed, or wasting time and money with trials, lawers and incarceration…but this punishment has got me thinking that  they could be on the right track.

Jail is asinine for a pothead. Fines are meaningless for rich athletes….but…

…imagine how clean we could make Detroit if everybody who got busted for weed had to clean some shit up!

I’m just sayin.

Written by Damon · Filed Under Baseball 

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2 Responses to “Smoke Weed? That’s a Scoopin’”

  1. MikeD on April 25th, 2008 11:16 am

    It’s funny because it’s true. Downtown Detroit is like a scene from “I Am Legend”

  2. GoldieRim on April 25th, 2008 1:42 pm

    that elephant reminds me of when I was in Sri Lanka. but except for kindly collecting their massive shit in a plastic bag (eco-friendly I hope) they stabbed them with spears. PETA should really be expanding their services on an int’l level.

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