Isiah Thomas Gets Fired - Kool and Gang Finally Makes Sense To Me

April 18, 2008

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Thank you lord. Thank you. Garth Brooks sang that the best gift God could give are unanswered prayers (I think), but with the news that Isiah Thomas - and his annoyingly spelled first name - has been fired I would beg to disagree with that fat ass country singer.

Thomas essentially killed the Knicks franchise - one of my favorites in all of sports - with rediculous contracts, distractions away from the court and general douchebaggery (which we are normally a fan of, but SMUG douchebaggery? Not so much - which if you’ll remember was Isiah’s response to an attorney who asked him if he minded a black man calling a black woman a “bitch” as opoosed to a white man saying it, but I digress.)

Ah crap - my digression was too long now I forgot what I was saying.

Oh yeah - Isiah and his terrible trades and 56-108 record as a head coach is gone.

When asked for an opinion, the average New Yorker responded:


I’m so freaking happy, I think I might go to my apartment and let your mom out of her cage.

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