In honor of Wednesday nights RECORD TYING speed KO of Houston Alexander by James Irvin at Ultimate Fight Night, I’ve tried my bestest to assemble a collection of super-turbo-action knockouts for all of our viewing pleasure.

Its also a pseudo response to our BFF Ben at CagePotato.com’s friggin sweet Gnarliest Head Kicks KO Collection he posted.

Please note that theres a balls-load of crappy videos out there so I may have missed a few along the way…if you have one…add it in the comments. Then together, we can make this the greatest collection of super speedy uber knockouts ever assembled.

Lets get started.

Houston Alexander getting put to sleep in 0:08:

1 second knockout:

3 second boxing KO?

The second one (0:30 sec. in) is the greatest super fast flying knee super strike ever.

Super clothesline death smash!

Time should have been taken OFF Heath Herrings next fight.

18 seconds isn’t Uber fast, even in boxing…but the brutality of this one puts in on the list, he had to have been out at aroung the 10 second mark!:

This entire match lasts about 30 seconds, the guy goes down like a lead balloon in about 10 seconds, but the rest doesn’t last that long:

And finally, from CagePotato’s head kick series, an amazing slap-happy 8 to 10 second MMA obliteration!

Honarable mention to Duane Ludwigs 11 second destruction on Jonathan Goulet at UFN 3, can’t find the damn video though. boo-urns. Free Shirt for whoever finds it…