Grading the Graders - Jack McCallum Can McSuck My McBalls
March 28, 2008
Hey Jack McCallum – you suck.
Hmm…I could’ve sworn I read the exact same article by a much more popular writer only a day or two ago…hmmm…
*waves fingers in air Wayne’s World style*
doodle-a-doo doodle-a-doo
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080326
McCallum even freaking references John Hollinger (oh I’ll get to you in my next article jackass) from Espn.com in his freaking Si.com article! His reasearch process basically went: 1. turn on computer 2. go to ESPN.com 3. rip off article just read. 4. Send invoice. I’m shaking with so much rage I can barely type. Thank God years of masterbation have given me the experience ot persevere.
So to summarize: I rip off a writer and I get a “cease and desist” letter (screw you estate of the Marquis de Sade – I do what I want!). Jack McCallum does it and gets a job at one of the most popular sporting websites out there.
Does he give an incredible BJ or something?
P.S. Nice unibrow / combover combo. Really. Very nice.
Preferred method of beatdown: Thai ladyboy sex scandal photos (just look at him, you just KNOW he’d be down)
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You’re such an angry boy. You make me warm in the loinal region.