Hey Jack McCallum – you suck.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/jack_mccallum/03/27/western.conference/index.html?eref=mostpop

Hmm…I could’ve sworn I read the exact same article by a much more popular writer only a day or two ago…hmmm…

*waves fingers in air Wayne’s World style*

doodle-a-doo doodle-a-doo

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080326

McCallum even freaking references John Hollinger (oh I’ll get to you in my next article jackass) from Espn.com in his freaking Si.com article! His reasearch process basically went: 1. turn on computer 2. go to ESPN.com 3. rip off article just read. 4. Send invoice. I’m shaking with so much rage I can barely type. Thank God years of masterbation have given me the experience ot persevere.

So to summarize: I rip off a writer and I get a “cease and desist” letter (screw you estate of the Marquis de Sade – I do what I want!). Jack McCallum does it and gets a job at one of the most popular sporting websites out there.

Does he give an incredible BJ or something?

P.S. Nice unibrow / combover combo. Really. Very nice.

Preferred method of beatdown: Thai ladyboy sex scandal photos (just look at him, you just KNOW he’d be down)