Hey Jack McCallum – you suck.
Hmm…I could’ve sworn I read the exact same article by a much more popular writer only a day or two ago…hmmm…
*waves fingers in air Wayne’s World style*
doodle-a-doo doodle-a-doo
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080326
McCallum even freaking references John Hollinger (oh I’ll get to you in my next article jackass) from Espn.com in his freaking Si.com article! His reasearch process basically went: 1. turn on computer 2. go to ESPN.com 3. rip off article just read. 4. Send invoice. I’m shaking with so much rage I can barely type. Thank God years of masterbation have given me the experience ot persevere.
So to summarize: I rip off a writer and I get a “cease and desist” letter (screw you estate of the Marquis de Sade – I do what I want!). Jack McCallum does it and gets a job at one of the most popular sporting websites out there.
Does he give an incredible BJ or something?
P.S. Nice unibrow / combover combo. Really. Very nice.
Preferred method of beatdown: Thai ladyboy sex scandal photos (just look at him, you just KNOW he’d be down)


GoldieRim on April 9, 2008
You’re such an angry boy. You make me warm in the loinal region.