Cubs Fans are Wussies!

March 25, 2008

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I really don’t know what to say. If there is a Cub nation, all of you need to immediately get over to this site and tear this guy a new one. Or at least attempt to recover some of the man-ness that this dude has so egregiously dressed in a tutu and sent off to ballet lessons.

WithLeather.com somehow found this, and although we thank them for their diligence, it’s a sad, sad day for baseball.

And if I see another fu*%ing sideways goddamn smiley face in my life I’m going to bloody well kill somebody with a “(” key.

One further note; the only way that I broke up with my girlfriend websites are justified is if it’s called “chicksthatsarestupid.com” and you have some savagely embarrassing footage to share. ~ed

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