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Colts Fans Love Teaching Values

January 16, 2008

I mean its the Colts right? Along with their fans they have blazed a path to enlightenment through the tarnished, HGH and law suit clad back alley that has become football players and fandom.

Tony Dungy is a great god-fearing man and teaches that faith, humility and not being gay are the cornerstones to a proper way of life.

Peyton shows us that losing that big game can not only become your legacy, but that you can be adored regardless of what the numbers say, even for masking your blatant repressed feelings of overbearing famous-father inadequacy issues by pimping yourself out for commercial success like you were Richard Simmons at a Turkish prison.

Colts fans - That unadulterated obedience, whether it be whilst thine team is on offence (shhhhhh, even you at home…shhhhhhhhh) or that skin pigmantation should be ignored…oh wait…yes we know your coach is black-ish…ya…no…you said that already… …yes but thats not a free pass…there are lots of black coa…whatever…

But alas, the great mid west wasteland has brought forth the seedy underbelly of the state of Indiana football fans:


Well, chalk up another teenage pregnancy high school drop out meth addict, but look at it the Indianapolis Colts way…in 5 years at least they all got someone else to save…

Written by Damon · Filed Under Daily Dick Punch, Football 

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2 Responses to “Colts Fans Love Teaching Values”

  1. MikeD on January 16th, 2008 6:44 pm

    That’s right because if there’s one group of fans who are well-known for their gentlemanly conduct it’s the Patriots’ fans.

    Oh, and good job on not capitalizing “god-fearing”. I mean all He did was create the universe and Earth and everything on it, I’m sure He’d understand that you can’t even capitalize His name.

    “But which god” asks the Pats fan.

    “Oh I dunno, how about the ONLY one?” responds the Colts fan.

    In summary, Pats = Godless

  2. meathead on January 16th, 2008 6:50 pm

    Ooops, forgot “ridding the world of unnecessary grammatical mistakes”. Geez, I’m surprised they didn’t pelt her to death with copies of the bible and hooked on phonics.

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