Seattle Seahawks kicker Josh Brown stated yesterday that he’s going to don a pair of battery powered self heating pants to keep himself warm during the game against the Packers on Sunday.

He said that kickers don’t have as much of an opportunity to stay warmed up and loose on the sidelines, further contributing to the notion that kickers aren’t actually athletes, and have more in common with soccer players and Daisy Duke than real football players.

In other news, running back Shaun Alexander will be wearing his standard a goose down jock strap, and coach Mike Holmgren will continue his battle tested method of staying warm on the sidelines by keeping his head inside of his ass.

Brett Favre on the other hand will be wearing no additional clothing, and continue his standard game week routine of ice fishing with his bare hands, wearing lots of denim and maybe even staring down a queer or two.