Posts made in January, 2008
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The G – O Bracket
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1. Knightro (UCF) vs. 16. Gompei (WPI) – Officially the most kick-ass of any college mascot (and no I didn’t go to UCF – what am I retarded?), Knightro waits and waits for Gompei to show, but God has already stricken down the entire Worcester Polytechnic Institute for worshipping a false [...] -
Apart from looking like a troglodyte Muppet, Korean MMA Fighter and overactive pituitary gland poster-child Hong Man Choi is also a pretty famous pop singer in his homeland of Korea.
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He’s had a couple of fights, and most of us in North America will never hear about him ever again, but I believe this illustrates [...] -
With this new video and that autistically whacked-out asian chick, to say I’m proud to be a Pats fan right now might cause me to get a migrane, have my nose start bleeding and sneeze so hard that I shit my pants, puke and pass out all at the same time.
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With the news that the Pittsburgh Steelers have chosen their new mascot Steely McBeam (also my porno name – curse you Steelers!!!), the world wonders: “Mike, what’s the best mascot in sports?”
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Well world, wonder no more.
After months and months of tiresless research involving me, a BB gun and the frozen foods section at my local [...] -
I mean its the Colts right? Along with their fans they have blazed a path to enlightenment through the tarnished, HGH and law suit clad back alley that has become football players and fandom.
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Tony Dungy is a great god-fearing man and teaches that faith, humility and not being gay are the cornerstones to a proper [...] -
First off you’re asking yourself, who the shit is Reggie Nelson?
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He’s a ROOKIE Safety for the Jaguars.
Allright, granted I’m a Patriots fan, And saying stuff about my team will piss me off, sure. But being a complete and utter shitstain:
“He ain’t all that … He’s all right,” Nelson said.
“It was a check down game,” Nelson [...] -
Continuing upon our award winning countdown of the sports world’s weirdest, whackiest (and wheatiest) mascots, the House of Smack presents the January Jamboree NCAA Mascot Playoff Bracket – 64 entered, only 1 was left (along with lots of fur and a tangible amount of pep).
The B – F Bracket1. Bill the Goat (Navy) v. 16. [...]
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Sometimes us guys can be a little shallow and a little exclusionary in talking about which chick is hot, which one is only good when you’re drunk, etc. etc.
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We talk about the Kornikovas and Danicas, but leave out other women. Well, kind of like when a movie star talks about how “teachers and firemen and [...] -
Seattle Seahawks kicker Josh Brown stated yesterday that he’s going to don a pair of battery powered self heating pants to keep himself warm during the game against the Packers on Sunday.
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He said that kickers don’t have as much of an opportunity to stay warmed up and loose on the sidelines, further contributing to the [...]