This weeks honor is bestowed upon the fabolous members of the Philadelphia Eagles in safety Brian Dawkins, cornerback Sheldon Brown, QB Donovan McNabb and backup backup for the backup RB Reno Mahe.
During Eric Man-jackass’s camera-gayte scandal of week 1 (dang, this shit writes itself, blacka, blacka , blacka) Eagles veterans Dawkins and Brown talked about the unusual ability the Patriots acquired in the second half of the super bowl, seemingly reading their blitz packages and running screen pass after screen pass to avoid them:
“I was like, ‘Man, I never saw that many screens,’ ” Brown said. (Wow, Best Buy is biig! Anyways, why ain’t the quarterback diving into the arms of our blitzers? Its just so crazy, this has been buggin me for 2 years, and thats why I suck i think.)
And no, neither of them mentioned the fact that they are all choda gargling ass goblins or the fact that they blitzed THE ENTIRE FIRST HALF and then continued to do the EXACT SAME THING from the start of the second half. I believe the actual definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over again and expect to eventually get a different result. Oh yeah, and their coach is Andy Reid.
Why didn’t they accuse the Pats of spiking McNabbs Gatorade with ipecac:
More after the jump…
Here are Mahe and Mcnabb’s quotes, I put them together because they’re dating:
“Maybe we’ll get our ring back,” said a chuckling McNabb. “Maybe we’ll get the real one.”
“I think they should forfeit, man,” said punt returner Reno Mahe, smiling. “We won the Super Bowl. I think we should get it. I’m going to go trade my NFC championship ring for a Super Bowl ring.”
Pretty much, these guys are Bantha fodder.
Dawkins, you get to hang all day with Mr. Ben Watson and Wes Welker and if you’re lucky, you might get a close up of the back of Moss’ jersey once in awhile. Donovon, you might as well just change your jersey number to 50 before the game, because thats probably the only thing thats going to be on your back all day, besides your own fat ass. Noich.