So let’s get this straight, in order to be a paid sports opinion journalist on espn.com’s Page 2, you need to not watch sports, be an idiot and look like the illigitimate love child of Eugene Levy and Count Chocula?

This guy knows about as much about football as my left nut knows about the back of my own head. And its not even that I’m a Pats fan, this guy just said that Joey Harrington would be a “star” behind the New England O-line. Which is essentially just saying that Brady sucks, and love him or hate him, if you publish that and are serious you are officially the intellectual equivalent of a drunk eight year old carnie.

I want to fight him.