Week 12 Immenent Ass-Hammering
November 22, 2007
This weeks honor is bestowed upon the fabolous members of the Philadelphia Eagles in safety Brian Dawkins, cornerback Sheldon Brown, QB Donovan McNabb and backup backup for the backup RB Reno Mahe.
During Eric Man-jackass’s camera-gayte scandal of week 1 (dang, this shit writes itself, blacka, blacka , blacka) Eagles veterans Dawkins and Brown talked about the unusual ability the Patriots acquired in the second half of the super bowl, seemingly reading their blitz packages and running screen pass after screen pass to avoid them:
“I was like, ‘Man, I never saw that many screens,’ ” Brown said. (Wow, Best Buy is biig! Anyways, why ain’t the quarterback diving into the arms of our blitzers? Its just so crazy, this has been buggin me for 2 years, and thats why I suck i think.)
And no, neither of them mentioned the fact that they are all choda gargling ass goblins or the fact that they blitzed THE ENTIRE FIRST HALF and then continued to do the EXACT SAME THING from the start of the second half. I believe the actual definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over again and expect to eventually get a different result. Oh yeah, and their coach is Andy Reid.
Why didn’t they accuse the Pats of spiking McNabbs Gatorade with ipecac:
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Wade Phillips is Coach Red Beaulieu
November 21, 2007
Ok this is bloody well killing me, I keep telling everybody this, and making Waterboy quotes whenever Wade Philips is mentioned, and I still get no love….so I’m here to prove once and for all that the resemblance is uncanny, and it ads a whole new dynamic to how I imagine practices and meetings go for the Dallas Cowboys.
This is Wade Philips:
This is proof:
And if this is true (and it most certainly is) whose playbook has he stolen? Maybe little Laney Kiffin? Cam Cameron? I bet its Andy Reid.
Grading the Graders – How is Gregg Easterbrook allowed to speak?
November 20, 2007
So let’s get this straight, in order to be a paid sports opinion journalist on espn.com’s Page 2, you need to not watch sports, be an idiot and look like the illigitimate love child of Eugene Levy and Count Chocula?
This guy knows about as much about football as my left nut knows about the back of my own head. And its not even that I’m a Pats fan, this guy just said that Joey Harrington would be a “star” behind the New England O-line. Which is essentially just saying that Brady sucks, and love him or hate him, if you publish that and are serious you are officially the intellectual equivalent of a drunk eight year old carnie.
I want to fight him.